This is why I don’t exercise.  Always ends like this.  Always.

This is why I don’t exercise.  Always ends like this.  Always.

(via funnyshittolookat)

tanya77:

evangotlib:

tastefullyoffensive:

Kids Who Shouldn’t Play Sports [via]

Previously: Animals Being Jerks

The last one.  I peed myself.

SFF.

(via steveagee)

WTR #194: Hoarder or Alcoholic

  • Greg: Did I tell you the story of when my grandmother's housekeeper died, how we found that she'd kept all of my grandmother's dead cats and her own shit?
  • Dave: Okay. Back it up a little bit.
brentbs:

dolola:

Too ridiculous

Too ridiculously awesome.

brentbs:

dolola:

Too ridiculous

Too ridiculously awesome.

(Source: baconbroderick, via mcconville)

I just witnessed a rum atrocity.  I was watching a baseball spring training game when suddenly an actor dressed at Captain Morgan entered the announcers booth to discuss “baseball and Captain Morgan’s Rum.”  The announcers then pretending like the actor was actually Captain Harry Morgan and discussed rum things with him. One of the announcers had so little integrity that he agreed to wear a Captain Morgan’s t-shirt.  

At no point did any of the grown men engaging in this soul crushing moment cry, as one would expect. They just continued to pretend like the actor was Captain Harry Morgan, as if the audience watching a spring training baseball game were made up of 4 year olds, who might actually believe it was Captain Morgan, if they knew what rum was.

To everyone at Captain Morgan’s Rum - go fuck yourself.  You are monsters.

danagould:

Here is a brilliant article that uses Woody Allen’s own testimony to tear apart… Woody Allen’s own testimony. http://excrementalvirtue.com/2014/02/08/brainwashing-woody/

danagould:

Here is a brilliant article that uses Woody Allen’s own testimony to tear apart… Woody Allen’s own testimony. http://excrementalvirtue.com/2014/02/08/brainwashing-woody/

WTR #181 - "Cheetahs and Barber College"

  • Greg: Guess what I'm going to make this year? Cheetah sweaters. Cheetah..cardigan..cheetahs...Cheetah print cardigans.
  • Dave: Why would you tell me that?
  • Greg: Why won't I do that? You know I'm going to go to barber college, right?
  • Dave: ...what the fuck is happening right now?

My 2013 Top Ten Movie List

Her

Ain’t Them Bodies Saints

Inside Llewyn Davis

World War Z

Gravity

Hunger Games

The Kings of Summer

Iron Man 3

The Hobbit

The Selfish Giant

Note:  It’s an incredibly sad and disturbing year when a Gosling film does not appear on the top ten.  Hollywood has a lot of soul searching to do.

kkilgariff:

OTHER ARTISTS YOU MAY ENJOY ON VINYL—The new albumKaren Kilgariff: Live at the Bootleg debuts on2/4/14 from A Special Thing Records. 


WHAT AM I LOOKING AT KILGARIFF????

kkilgariff:

OTHER ARTISTS YOU MAY ENJOY ON VINYL—The new albumKaren Kilgariff: Live at the Bootleg debuts on2/4/14 from A Special Thing Records. 

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT KILGARIFF????