Sometimes you have to bow down and accept that heroes exist and you have come across one.
A MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a “horse-man baby”.
Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he “messed” with his neighbour’s horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.
The 29-year-old told cops: “I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend to call. I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to to next door and mess with the neighbour’s horse.”
After describing in detail his sexual escapade, Mendoza stunned officers in Wharton County, Texas, by claiming he was trying to impregnate the animal.
He said: “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horse-man baby.”
Ahead of his time. Good luck, you special man. And never stop trying.